"Der Oper verdanke ich die schönsten Stunden meines Lebens..."
"Ich wusste gar nicht, dass du regelmäßig in die Oper gehst?"
"Ich nicht, aber meine Frau!"
I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said:“ I want you to try and sell this to me.“
So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.
Eventually he called my mobile and said, „Bring it back here right now!“
I said: „200 Dollar and it`s yours.“